Joke collection. #1

Creative Writing of kid,



 Hello I am doing a Joke Collection for no reason starting now in 3, 2, 1, GOGOGOOGO!!


Hmm, I think you can't 'ketch up' on me!


By the way, there are going to be more jokes than you can probably handle.


Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't 'PEEL ING' well.


Why did the skeleton refuse to dance at the party? Because he had no 'BODY' to dance with.


What's the opposite of ketchup? It's Ketch'down'


What is the opposite or anti-biotic? It's 'Uncle'biotic.


Who invented the Washing Machine? Of course, it is George Washing'Machine'


Who is angry right now? It is  'Angry'culture (It is supposed to be Agriculture)(Not in the joke)


This is the jokes list I ran out of ideas so this will be it and did you enjoy it? I already know you do.

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