How to win chess in only 3 moves!!!!!!!

 Yes, it is possible to win in 3 moves! Let me tell you how to do it. (It also depends on the move that your opponent does).

For this trick to work, you must be black. Being white will not work. So once you are black, your opponent has to play as you are black and he is white. 

Now your opponent HAS to bring his seventh pawn to g4. Now you, the black team, have to bring your 4th pawn out of the way to free your queen.

Now your opponent has to bring his 6th pawn to f3. Now bring your queen to h4 and done! Checkmate!

And this is going to be a short blog as it is simple and not much to say about, but if you want to embarrass your friend who underestimated you in chess, this is the way. (This last paragraph as sarcasm somewhere by the way)