The best things to do during a fire. (added bonus)

Has there been a fire? If there is, then here are the best things to do during a fire.

If it is a small little puny fire, just put water. Boom. But if your entire freaking house is on fire, then run away from your house as fast as humanly possible and call the fire fighters. If you don't do this, you're screwed.

But sometimes, a fire happens in large buildings with many floors. And this is when it get's serious. If this happens and you on the top floor, DO NOT use the elevator. Use the stairs. And while using an elevator is faster, it isn't safer. And being safe is better than fast. So don't do that. And also call the firefighters, it is necessary to call them. But if you don't manage to get to the end and the fire starts spreading rapidly, here's what to do:

First, if it is not like you are escaping out of the building, then jump out of the balcony because firefighters have trampolines to jump out. But if there are not firefighters, then now jump out. But why you may ask? Well, here's what to do after you jumped out of the balcony.

While falling, position yourself like you are standing. You feet can absorb the damage from the fall. But it will be painful for your legs though. But you can also flatten yourself like an "x" This will make your fall a little slower and make it less painful. And there are trees nearby, then land on them. They will make it less painful. But if there is some water, then do not land on them. Landing on water will be like landing on a concrete floor. Don't ask me why.

And anyways, back to the fire. And also, if there is no way you are getting out of the building or if there is no balcony, then R.I.P for you. 

Just kidding if there is no way out then go on your knees and try not to breathe as much as possible.

Or you can just NOT GET FREAKING WOODEN FURNITURE. (or just learn to cook better mate)