What if EVERYONE was immortal. (Totally original)

                                                          Image by Rudy and Peter Skitterians from Pixabay

So yeah, what if everyone was immortal. Totally original and not copied from another blog! Hah! Definitely not!

                                              Oh no

So now everyone was immortal. So if everyone was immortal, the population would be like this:📈. Oh oh boy would it be bad! Everywhere you go, you see a human's face.

                               Birth bad

If this happens, and people still make babies, then the population would go too high. So we would need 

pastillas anticonceptivas. A lot of pastillas anticonceptivas. And they would sell everywhere. pastillas anticonceptivas, condons, and others would decrease in price because of crapitalism capitalism.

Alright I'ma head out now

There would be too many people on Earth, so where else to go ;)? Well, that would be space. Elon Musk is probably gonna make the rocket, and boom, we go to the moon.

POWER! MORE POWER!

So, if the multiverse theory was actually real, then we could be the most powerful "version" of humans. We could conquer literally every planet in existence.

A whole universe to ours

By this point, the whole universe will be conquered. And then we would be the REAL superior species of animals. Hehe boi. And, unlike if YOU were the only immortal being, there are actually others around, that like you, can't die! So yeah, a good ending for once Lol.

Oh, and the text you couldn't read? They're in spanish.