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LAST PART:
SUDDEN SHOT
Turtle daughter: Moron.
But, little did she know, Jeremy had dodged the shot. (From his Vietnam war flashbacks)
Jeremy: You think you're the only one with a GUN?!?!?
Turtle daughter: Wait what did just-
BOOM
But knowing turtles have shells, it was pretty stupid. So it's a draw, as they only had one bullet.
Jeremy: Hey! Your daughter had ate the plastic!!
Turtle dad: How the heck did you come up with this nonsense?
Jeremy: You're telling me you didn't hear the gunshots?
Turtle dad: I thought that was a part of the movie!
Jeremy: Oh my god you stoopid.
Turtle daughter: What's going on?
Jeremy: Oh shut up you and your "wHaTs GoInG oN" You ate the plastic.
Turtle dad: Did you eat the plastic?
Turtle daughter: No.
Turtle dad: Well I guess that's settled!
Jeremy: Bruh. She literally tried to kill me... with a GUN
Turtle dad: You dum dum, turtles can't wield guns.
Jeremy: Then how does your son have a computer underwater?
Turtle son: OOO LOOK AT THAT! MY SISTER ATE A PLASTIC BOTTLE!
Turtle daughter: Shut up, I literally see your face once every 10 years.
Jeremy: But aren't you like 7 years old or something?
Turtle daughter: IT'S A METAPHOR.
Turtle dad: Are we gonna find the murderer or what?
Jeremy: Oh yeah I forgot, BUT IT'S YOUR DAUGHTER!
Turtle dad: Do you have proof.
Jeremy: *Extreme clues he found behind the scenes and stuff like that because I'm too lazy to write them here*
Turtle dad: HOW COULD YOU!
Turtle daughter: Guess you found out.
Turtle dad: YOU- wait what? I said that as a joke, welp, that's settled.
Turtle daughter was charged 9 years in prison. -15 years for being a wahmen+being a toddler.
The end lol
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