Zenith: *Uses a spoon to eat*
Some other people: *Uses hand to eat*
Zenith&other people: ...
Zenith&other people: THIS MEANS WAR!
(War starts now)
Zenith: Spoons are a great way of eating, better than hands!
Others: Prove it.
Zenith *positive part of spoons*: Spoons are a great eating utensil, unlike hands. If your food is too hot or too cold, your body won't feel a thing in the process of taking the food. Spoons also take just the right amount of food that your mouth can handle. So spoons are better.
Others *Negative part of spoons*: Spoons also take up 10 or more percent of your dishes. It'll take a long to clean all of those at the same time. And they're impossible to hold! How do you even hold them?
Zenith: I don't know I'm built for spoons.
(Now for the second war of spoons and hands to begin!)
Others: *Positive part of hands*: With hands, you can take as much food as you want. Whether small, medium, big, ultra big, super ultra big, super ultra big pro max, etc. You can't eat with a spoon without a hand too!
Zenith *Negative part of hands*: Like come on?
Why use a hand? If you're eating some kind of hot food, doesn't it feel like your hand is boiling to death? Plus, spoons aren't as cheap either. AND THE WORST PART IS: Making your mouth dirty while eating. Spoons have less chance of their owners getting food crumbs on their mouths.
Narrator: So these people are fighting over a spoon... or hand. I pick spoons (●'◡'●). Anyways, who do you pick spoons or hands? I really don't like my hand getting boiled to death.
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