Okay, you did a terrible mistake. You said BTS was trash in a girl's group! Now boom. It's 1 v 10. But thankfully your pro friends come to the argument, so now it's 10 v 10. But you gotta win this, BUT HOW?
Beginning
Okay, this is the beginning. Don't jump too hard to the argument. You need a good start! First, try your best to "roast" them. You are going to need a BUCKET of these roasts. For example, if they say "BTS isn't trash!" You can say "Well last time I checked, your face is!"
OOF! Now that's a lotta damage there mate! But now, they have gone mad. So your main goal for the start is to roast them as much as possible, but also trying not to get in physical fights. If a physical fight would happen, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture would it? So you got a headstart, that's good! But time to get in the middle.
Logic
Okay, this one seems pretty obvious. Logic can not only has a chance to end the argument but also makes them realize stuff that they didn't know, which can be advantageous in the long run. Maybe there's a dark background behind the cute innocent-looking show? Maybe the creator of BTS was the person who invented homework? I don't know. But saying this logic can make you better off in winning this argument, but make sure to be right though, as YOU might be the person wrong? It would be a crummy juncture, wouldn't it?
The end
Now, the argument is about to finish. You're in a good spot right now, and now it's too late to just "give up". Ew, gross bruh. Okay, anyway, this is the time to trap your opponent and absolutely DEMOLISH them. To do this, you need to set a trap. This is how to do it:
1. As they say, teamwork is the dreamwork. So you and all of your friends should team up and roast a person one by one, this may lead them to leave the argument, which is good.
2. Say this legendary line, "Well, look at you _____s, you all probably don't even have a life lol."
Good, some of them probably have already left, so now:
FINISH OFF
Hehe, it's the end now. Now we have them in our trap. After thousands of roasts, this happened. Now, finish them off by making a HUGE insult, and leave like a boss. (Not really because you needed the help of your friends lol)
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