(The events of this story happen one week after The Absurd town 2)
[during the interview of Bob]
Me: So, Bob. We are notified that you plan to assassinate the Mayor of Toomburg, correct?
Bob: LIES! ALL LIES! PROPAGANDA! I have no reason to kill Svec you know!? If you think I'm salty about losing my rank, then you'd be mistaken.
Me: And how can we believe you, eh?
Bob: .....................fair point.
Me: So you admit to plan to assassinate the Mayor, Svec?
Bob: Are you even listening to me? No, I am not planning to kill the Mayor of Toomburg. End. Of. Discussion. Besides, even if he does die, it's not the end of the worl-
(A month after the incident)
Me: And how can we believe you, eh?
Bob: .....................fair point.
Me: So you admit to plan to assassinate the Mayor, Svec?
Bob: Are you even listening to me? No, I am not planning to kill the Mayor of Toomburg. End. Of. Discussion. Besides, even if he does die, it's not the end of the worl-
(his sentence is cut off by a sniper rifle shot. it hits Bob.)
Me: Oh nonononononono. [calls the ambulance]
(Svec in the corner, laughing to himself knowing he's the cause of Bob's death)
(Svec in the corner, laughing to himself knowing he's the cause of Bob's death)
Me: Whoops, end of my shift. [glances at Bob's body] Eh, the ambulance is coming. He'll be fine.
(A month after the incident)
Me: Svec, why in the world are you spending the entirety of tax money on the military?!
Svec: So that we can defend ourselves, of cours-
Me: FROM WHAT!? The cities look as good as an expired pack of bread and fleas, have you even CONSIDERED spending cash on infrastructure!?
Svec: Hmm..............let me think...............no.
Me: FROM WHAT!? The cities look as good as an expired pack of bread and fleas, have you even CONSIDERED spending cash on infrastructure!?
Svec: Hmm..............let me think...............no.
Me: You are a horrible mayor.
Svec: Took you long enough, idiot.
Me: Wait, what? Don't tell me you're going to-
Svec: Start a revolution, hell yeah I am! What are going to do about it, eh?
Me: [pulls out the cliche detective revolver]
Me: [pulls out the cliche detective revolver]
Svec: Woah there now buddy amigo chum pal friend partner comrade, let's talk this one out, huh? No need to pull out your lil' toy, right?
Me: I'm not afraid to go to jail again, traitor.
Svec: So I'm the traitor now huh? It's not like I'm pointing a gun at somebody whom I've known my entire life. If you want to play this revolver dance, go for it. [also pulls out a glock]
Me: Tell you what, I was certainly not expecting that.
Svec: We're equal, buddy. If we're going down, we're going together.
Me: A small price to pay for patrioism.
Svec: Wait wait wait wait you're not actually going to do it right....?
Me: Try me.
[I, the dective, shoots]
Svec: [clutching the bullet wound] You imbicle. Do you really hate me that much you would kill yourself too just to end my life?
[Svec also shoots me]
[Svec also shoots me]
Me: Ouch that hurts.............................................but you know what doesn't hurt? DEMOCRACY!!!!! [smacks Svec in the bullet wound area]
Svec: Yeah, no, I can't.............I won't. I can't die. Not in your hands.
Svec: Yeah, no, I can't.............I won't. I can't die. Not in your hands.
Me: [grabs Svec right in the neck], We're dying together.......b-bud-buddy...................[blood loss has taken a toll]
Svec: [Inaudible gibbrish due to blood loss]
[we both die. A new Mayor comes. It is now the end of all drama in Toomburg. It seems like it was truly a happy ending for all. The story ends here. Bye.]
Svec: [Inaudible gibbrish due to blood loss]
[we both die. A new Mayor comes. It is now the end of all drama in Toomburg. It seems like it was truly a happy ending for all. The story ends here. Bye.]
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