REPORT #1
It's been a while since he came to Toomburg. Being a member of the law, I hate to admit it, but if I got the chance I would totally give him a merciless and painful death. You see, after the elections, Bob, the mayor, obviously lost to the much better candidate Svek, and things started being...well, not very good in here. Turns out that Bob is, really pissed off about not being the mayor again, so I assume he's hiring a hitman, or an assassin to murder the new mayor Svec. Words cannot describe my fury. This town is so much in shambles that it feels like I become mayor and fix everything. Whatever happens, if Svec dies in Bob's hands, he'll be catching my hands someday.
REPORT #2
Things are the exact same here. I hate it. Criminalization is flooding the town, and it's not just minor fender benders anymore, there are bank robberies, murders, suicides, and the list goes on. I am incredibly disappointed. I do feel bad for Svec too. Poor guy's not just a Mayor, he's my friend. Trust me, he's really doing his best to give good to the town. I assure you all on behalf of myself. Everybody is blaming the government for this... but in my own personal opinion, I have a gut feeling that is the work of Bob. I cannot prove it, but I really wish I could. Dammit Bob, what's wrong with ya?
REPORT #3
2 weeks after this month's report, I have to admit, holy moly cheese guacamole what the hell is wrong with this town? It's like Satan himself is screwing up this small exact town in particular. No, but seriously, the town of Toomburg went from a famous town of minor goofy crimes to a replica of hell. Everywhere you go, you will either be seeing some robber or a serial killer, at least. This might be due to the crappy economy, which has been decreasing ever since Svec became mayor, which is a little suspicious, but still, he is my friend, so I guess I ought to trust him. He is being a little bit fishy now, though. I guess I'll just ignore that.
PRESENT
Me (Detective): So, Svec, any plans for the future, maybe a new bridge? Better roads? Look, man, the town's hit rock bottom, you ought to do something about that, mate.
Svec: Yes, yes, alright, got it. Listen, dude, we're childhood friends, ya got to trust me, mate. I think it would be much better if ya' know? Ya have some faith in me? Hope for the city? I would appreciate that.
Me: Look, I've been a detective for over 10 years, I have experience and knowledge of dealing with something like this. I'm your unofficial advisor, I know what is wrong with this town and what is not. As a mayor, ya should put a bit more effort into it. The Police are mad, the citizens are mad, the government itself is mad, and respectfully, put some more work and sweat into it, mate.
Svec: WHAT!? Listen, you are are smart guy, I know that, but now, what happened to you, dude? Can you NOT understand that I am doing my best here and that ya should become a little more supportive instead of criticizing my every action and word?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry for just trying to help the town! Look, I understand you only want the best for the town, but I also know that you can do better! Come on!
Svec: . . . Just get out, mate.
Me: WHAT!? What do you mean get out! You can't do thi-
(Guards take me out of the room)
Svec: Good, my plan has just begun. After a few more months of spending all town money on the military, I will start a civil war, AND TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE COUNTRY! Hah! That was a close call though, earlier. I am sad about losing my friend though, but who cares! Laughs, I will be king of this continent later! Isn't that right Meowey?
Meowey (His cat): *Criticizes Svec in Meow language*
Svec: I have no idea what you are saying Meowey, but I assume you love my plan?
Meowey: *Insults Svec's plan in Meow language*
Svec: I mean, if I take over the country you will have an unlimited supply of catnip-
Meowey: *Compliments Svec's plan*
Svec: Alright Meowey, I take that as an ego boost! Thank you! The only thing left now is to kill the potential candidates for the next election. I will remove all possibilities of others being in power! Ha! You're amazing, Svec! Heh, I heard my good detective friend is interrogating Bob publicly next week, that is where I strike!
(YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CLIFFHANGER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! YOU BETTER WAIT FOR ANOTHER PART!)
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