The Absurd Town

                                CASE #1

The town of Toomburg has never disappointed in bringing forth the strangest of cases. In my career, I have seriously never seen such an immature town. Being a detective sounds nice at first, but then you realize that you need to deal with things like this: One time a man had gone missing for two weeks. He was later found inside a public toilet, which was locked from the inside. When he was set free and interrogated, he claimed that he performed the stunt to be on the news and go viral. But did he go viral? No, because he went to jail for public nudity. There are much more people like the now-known “toilet boy”, but so many idiotic crimes have been done that you start to seriously question the town. What’s strange, however, is that most crimes are committed by these three people; Jim (The toilet boy), Bob (Town goofball), and Roy (intelligence despiser). I have lost count of how many crimes and nonsense these idiots have gone to. I have been assigned to interrogate these morons today. Toomburg might have a sigh of relief today because I see that there is a big chance that these three can be arrested for their crimes since cameras have been set up around town. We never told the citizens about this, and the cameras are hidden, so we can find out all sorts of acts without even them knowing.

                                CASE #2

Over 3 months, after the cameras were set up, the town Mayor Bill, and I discovered that tomfoolery was abundant in this place. Anyways, about the interrogation. The morons did not provide any useful information, they had only gone on for a 3-hour yapping about useless topics, and always trying to beat around the bush. They were immediately kicked out and put to three months of community service and a 5000$ fine for their stupidity we had caught thanks to the cameras. Funny story, I had kept a record of the crimes of the people in Toomburg in a folder. For some reason, although Toomburg somehow has more crime than Detroit, the crimes in Toomburg are very minor and cause little to no physical damage to the city, except for their reputation, of course. Nonetheless, the town Mayor needs to take action against the crimes, but it seems like he cares more about his beard than anything. He’s a pretty crappy Mayor if you ask me, but fortunately, the people of the town seem to agree with me. I am confident Bill isn’t getting elected this year.

                                CASE #3

Thankfully, I convinced Bill to take some action against the fools of the town. A rehabilitation centreiiiiiii is under construction for people like Jim, Bob, and Roy. We hired teachers to raise awareness against crime, and the criminals with mental illnesses now have a chance to redeem themselves, because they are about to be kept in a facility where they will find their potential and live a normal life later. I have a good feeling about this city, it might change for the better. . . . right?

 

That was until he showed up…

 

                           

            You just got HIT by a cliffhanger! Part 2 comin’ out soon!