fart

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 I farted once

I farted twice

I farted eating a bowl of rice

And farted some more which poisoned two mice

I fart upon the sky

I fart upon the floor

As upon my toilet I lie,

While farting some more, staring at the bathroom door

Today a person fainted

Tomorrow another

As their remains are brown-painted

As again I further fart upon their father

I farted on the attic

My fart now smells antique,

A lady tries to stop me,

But alas, my farts are semi-automatic

The stench of rotten craniums,

Accompanied by the radiation of 235 uranium,

The fart extends to lethal levels

All transmitted from the power of my bum.

My fart is lethal, it is a well-known fact

It stealthily creeps, as it plans it's attack.

The subtle fatality, it does not lack

Because unlike others, my fart is not whack.

"I am suffocation's accomplice.

Beware, for I am not foolish"

The fart quotes,
It's menacing voice dripping with malice.

Upon the protons and neutrons alone,
It is the only gas to not condone.

Stay alert, as the fart sneaks, though lone,
As it pierces your the nasal cavity to blood and bone.