Who the heck ate my fart

 

Flabbergasted, shocked, and impressed I was.

Gone, erased, and eradicated; what? My gas.

It had not even been a minute, let alone a sec

To let my stinky fart out I even had to shake-shake-shake

For such an atrocity is no mere task,

Let alone eat it as if it were a simple cloud in a flask!

That being said, who the heck ate my gas??

I looked up and down the rooftop, to-and-fro

This futile attempt however, had nothing to show

Not the even the garage was safe,

Neither the bed nor even my laptop setup.

And with this cat-and-mouse chase I was getting kinda fed up

I flopped down on my bed, feeling very sad

But to be honest I felt kinda bad

Wha-kinda person eats a stinky fart?

Wha-kinda guy munches on some groovy wind?

Even so, they must be as agile as a dart

Since I was never able to catch the little rascal fiend.

That being said, where did my fart go?

I searched every column, section, closet and row!

But my attempts of success were only met with dismay.

Maybe, my fart was never meant to be the other way.

I tried to give up. I really really did.

But the addiction of the chase casted in me a major seed.

This would never go away through the days or through the weeks,

And I would never find my fart; the beloved that I seek.

This taught me in life, whatever ever happens always comes and goes.

For in a second, another fart made it's way through.

This time, not a rascal scooped it up,

And no fiend were to steal it as soon.

Why did I care?
And why did I bother?

This little stinky fart that only made me suffer?

Was it the sin of my wrath, or the arrogance of mind?

Which seeks the divine purpose just to blind as mere a bind?

Thinking of my fart, I finally came to realize it's meagre worth.

Just a dime a dozen with a coupon 50% off.

It should have not been a hassle.

Or was it me that gleefully engaged in the tussle?

It no longer matters who ate or drank my fart.

Everybody in their life seems to just do and do and doesn't.

But anyway, I'll still stab the guy with a sharpener-sharpened dart,

Cuz the fart eating guy must still be a little runt.

[Image by Mustafa shehadeh from Pixabay]