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Disclaimer: This contains jokes about George, these are for fun, so don't get offended by these jokes.
Alright, this is the finale of the "Dark Pattern" series. So yeah. By the way, Bob, the guy in "Dark Patterns Part 2", he's not here. He apparently went to a lawsuit or something. So have Bob's twin, George.
Narrator: Thanks for volunteering to be here George!
George: Volunteer? What? You forced me to-
Alright, enough talking let's get to the point.
Emotional Friend Request
So yeah, this is where some social media dudes send a desperate-sounding friend request, I don't know why it is used, and I don't care! Btw here's an example:
George: Let's see what's on social media today.
Tommy Tom, Tom of Tom's.
Hello. Please add me as a friend NOW! PLEASE IF YOU DON'T I WILL BE VERY SAD, PLEASE ADD ME NOW! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU1!!!1!11!!
George: *Insert confused George noises*
Haha yes, time for SPAM.
This one is really annoying, some idiotic site dudes can actually do stuff in your contacts. And with this stupidly large amount of power, the message everyone in your contacting list thingy to join their site. Here's an example:
George: Darn, I had a pretty good day. There's no way it can go bad... right?
*Opens contact list*
George: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?
George's vision:
Hey dude, check out this site
Bruh, wth is this?
George: :')
Download and have a bad time
Okay, this is literally the oldest trick in the book. You download things and get malware, a computer virus, or a computer worm. Here's an example-
George: Hey! I can't test this, I've got my savings in my account and they can take it!
Narrator: Ok. But you missed one little thing. We have your address ;)
George: Wait, that's how you found me?
Narrator: Yup.
George: Ah shit, here we go again.
So, guys, there was a little problem. So anyway, let's get back.
George: Huh? Minecraft for free? Count me in!
DOWNLOAD MINECRAFT 100% FREE!!!!!!
Download*Click*
No
Task Manager: You have a virus dude (-_-)
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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